Ubuntu logo?
June 5th, 2007
OK OK So I don’t post to this thing all the time is that so bad?
Let me give you a hand!
January 28th, 2007
Some people have lots of time on their hands!
UT 2007
January 20th, 2007I am going to be busy the next few days!
Circuit City under the counter
Every once in a wile I see something
January 20th, 2007Something interesting This is a link to http://eric-b.net/ where he explains some interesting information about system restore. I aint gonna sit here and retype it so click on this link.
Look ma no pictures
getting serious
January 7th, 2007OK ! so I got a few emails telling me I need to be a bit more serious (mature) when posting to my blog. Apparently I haven’t been serious enough for some people. So I decided to take a more serious approach. Today I will post about a topic we all struggle with from time to time. Relationships!
Now if we analyze the body language of these two people involved in a relationship we see. The woman making a fist next to her head holding her leg with the other hand. This is because she wants to hit that guy behind her and then run! Notice also she is looking to her left! A sign she will no doubt be voting democrat soon. Both of these signs tell us she is not happy! She hates Bush and wants Hillary Clinton to run so she can be empowered.
As for the man both his hands are located close to his crouch! There is an inner reason, with deep personal meaning. He is looking straight forward contemplating his next move in life. Stone cold republican! Voted Bush! Loves his beer wants to get back on the internet and drink a six pack. He feels rejected and a little depressed because “Mona” is live online as he sits there discussing his relationship!
cats!
November 21st, 2006Cat listening to HOUSE music
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Cat listening to Hip Hop
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Cat listening to Metal
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Cat listening to Stevie Wonder
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Cat listening to GANGSTA RAP
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Cat listening to Techno(on Ecstasy)
My pal Gary Lute! Free seeds…
November 16th, 2006
Yup! Gary was at it again. Since he moved to Naples Florida area he has become quit the ladies man! He has been dating ! Roaming around at night enjoying the single night life in Naples Fla! Ummmm one big disaster is there seems to be very little night life in Naples. Famous as a sleepy retirement community. So what’s a guy going to be doing wile on a date with one of the apparently many available excitement starved Naples Ladies!
You guessed it you go to the restaurant and then walk in the botanical gardens.
OK enough of that entrance set up stuff. Gary is on a date. He is walking in a garden talking to his date who he apparently don’t get along with. It’s just after dinner and he drops a bit of snuff in between his check and gum. For those who don’t know what it is it’s ”Chewing Tobacco “ This is what all the base ball players chew during the baseball games.
He who chews must spit! Usually a huge brown luger looking thing will fly out of his mouth.
So he has to let loose his tobacco juice. He figures he is in a garden so he spits on a plant leaf ! SPLAT! And the run off is left to your imagination! Suddenly he is hearing “ God that is disgusting What is wrong with you?” He is no new comer to his spitting being the topic of discussion wile on a date . His dream woman would also be someone who dips snuff and chews and spits. He wants two spittoons in his home. One for him and one for his wife. And a smaller one for his kids to play with. His replay was quick. He just said “ It keeps the beetles from eating the leaves. I just saved that plants life with my natural beetle repellent! “ He suddenly stops and says . Darn lookie there! A wild date palm with seeds all over it right next to some type of spice bush. 25 feet in the middle of the garden. 40 people walking around in the beautiful garden discussing their futures and other topics . Gary walks to the trees and begins pulling seeds from the tree. He is without any knowledge that he has ruined his only opportunity to get laid. His date is saying .
”Are You Trying to GO TO JAIL!” .. For stealing! What the hell is wrong with you ?”
Gary says “ aaaah Just taking a few for my pal Sligh who is growing palms he will like them. He would do it for me”.
Ok so Gary decided to send me the seeds ! His choice of packaging is rather unique and that’s a receipt from Wal-Mart he used for packaging .
Oh! He is back in the saddle again with his new found honey! But he has to brush his teeth before any physical contact.
Evolution? Creation? I had a dream!
November 13th, 2006Yuppie!
Saddam!
November 7th, 2006
Thanks to thequestion for the number one Tshirt idea!